" soaks (up) "

 [ "soak up" ]

1: easy as saying absorb.

  * e.g.,  ... i'm gonna soak up the sun 

 [ "soak up my mucilage" ]

1: management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.

  * e.g.,  ... i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage! john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!' i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage! 

 [ "Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"" ]

1: Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

  * e.g.,  ... Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke! 

 [ "Soak Up The Sloppiness" ]

1: A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

  * e.g.,  ... I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.